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Don't worry, apparently the President and his family cant either.....
This 'Presidency' has been nothing more than a branding exercise since the great orange one came down the escalator in Trump Tower and changed the course of Americas history forever.
Without rehashing the last 2 years....(you can do that by reading previous issues of the Puzzle Palace)...let's concentrate on the last 2 weeks shall we.
In no particular order from the previous episode of 'TRUMP' a crime family drama......
Pelosi and Schumer visit the President and he swears on National TV that he will own the Government shutdown if he doesn't get his wall.
General Flynn pleads guilty to some strange bullshit involving influence peddling to the Turkish Government.
Michael Coehn pleads guilty to being a stupid ass Trump minion and all around money launderer. Gets ready for Prison. Decides to tell all about Trump family business.
Paul Manafort goes back to court, (already in prison) to talk about Russian influence peddling and money laundering.
The CHUMP...er TRUMP Foundation is ordered to close and give remaining money to actual charities instead of paying for Barron's Cub Scout dues ($7) and large photos of Trump to hang at his Golf Course.($20,000.00)
Ivanka..(who the hell names their kid IVANKA?) overcharged guests for the use of the Trump DC hotel for the inaugural ball and literally is told, that if this gets audited they could be in trouble...She does it anyway. Over $100 Million is donated to hold a few dances without any (A) list entertainers. An audit is being considered.... PS. the hotel is actually owned by the government and has a clause in the contract forbidding Trump from owning it...WTF?
Trump mysteriously on a whim decides to pull out of Syria and hand it over to the Russians and the Turks...(wait, WHAT?) didnt i just mention something about Russia and Turkey?
The Secretary of Defense quits in protest.......
Trump says its all or nothing on his wall...$5 Billion or nothing.
Government shuts down..for the 3rd time this year, Trump blames it on the Democrats...(see above)
OH, and I almost forgot, The stock market is in decline and will close with the worst year in the last 10 and ends up wiping out all of it gains for the year, interest rates are on the rise and GM and other Big industry corporations are closing factories and laying off 1000's of employees.
AND THIS IS JUST THE LAST 2 WEEKS!
Wake the FUCK UP PEOPLE! Please.........
At least we can say Merry Christmas again........
so there's that.
