Thursday, March 23, 2017

Republican Farm.....




I remember in High School we were required to read Animal Farm by George Orwell.


I have to be honest, I never understood why......it seemed like such a waste of a young teenagers’ time.


Tonight it all made sense......



As I was watching the news and on every channel the Republican Pundits were all calling the repeal and replacement of Obamacare a Repair bill.



HUH? I have been hearing them say repeal..for years, then during the campaign they added replace.



But now that their attempts to push the 'Replace' bill through on the eve of the anniversary of the Obamacare signing...( a Republican created and sponsored bill that stinks so bad that they cant get enough Republicans to actually vote for it), they are now bandying around the term 'REPAIR"

"(animal farm excerpt) It was about this time that the pigs suddenly moved into the farmhouse and took up their residence there. Again the animals seemed to remember that a resolution against this had been passed in the early days, and again Squealer was able to convince them that this was not the case. It was absolutely necessary, he said, that the pigs, who were the brains of the farm, should have a quiet place to work in. It was also more suited to the dignity of the Leader (for of late he had taken to speaking of Napoleon under the title of "Leader") to live in a house than in a mere sty. Nevertheless, some of the animals were disturbed when they heard that the pigs not only took their meals in the kitchen and used the drawing-room as a recreation room, but also slept in the beds. Boxer passed it off as usual with "Napoleon is always right!", but Clover, who thought she remembered a definite ruling against beds, went to the end of the barn and tried to puzzle out the Seven Commandments which were inscribed there. Finding herself unable to read more than individual letters, she fetched Muriel.

"Muriel," she said, "read me the Fourth Commandment. Does it not say something about never sleeping in a bed?"

With some difficulty Muriel spelt it out.

"It says, 'No animal shall sleep in a bed with sheets,'" she announced finally.

Curiously enough, Clover had not remembered that the Fourth Commandment mentioned sheets; but as it was there on the wall, it must have been so.

Sound familiar? Repair bill?

That George guy was a pretty smart cookie..........

Wednesday, February 1, 2017

Alternative News.....MEME world!




It seems that we no longer display flags on our front porches to show our patriotism. Now we use FB and guilt people into agreeing to some two sentence MEME's that may or may not be accurate, but forces you to choose a side.  

If I choose not to share or like the above MEME, then I must me anti-American and a homeless Vet hater. But, if I like and share this MEME then I can hold my head high and all of my friends will know that I am a true patriot and hate refugees and Starbucks. , just like them........

But what if I care about refugees and like Starbucks and homeless vets? 

WHAT DO I DO?

I decided to write a blog about it, since this is the only way I can go on a 20 minute RANT without everybody on FB saying/getting butthurt that I must not be a true card carrying, NRA approved Right Wing nut job that loves the United States so much, that I am willing to ignore the Constitution and our own history to keep us pure from the filth that is trying to invade our country one scared woman and child at a time.

WHEW...thats a mouthful..!

Since when did we become a nation of pussies? Our strength is in our ideals that no matter who wants to hurt us, we come together and fight back. 

Part of fighting back is understanding the enemy. 

Starbucks isn't the enemy. This MEME isn't PATRIOTIC. Its IDIOTIC!  

Without going too far off the rails, MEME's are quickly becoming whats wrong with America. They force us to choose a false narrative. You either agree or disagree. Right or Wrong. It dilutes the real issue while creating division, a solid line that you are either on one side of or the other, even when we probably agree on the finer points of the same debate.

NOW, with all of that being said, let's get back to the MEME and discuss why its wrong.

1st. Starbucks has over 26000 outlets in the US. (so that less than 1/2 a refugee per outlet) Great, that should help shorten the wait time in the mornings!

2nd Starbucks has hired 1000's of vets over the years and will continue to hire them in the future. Nowhere in their HR policies does it specifically ban the homeless and vets from applying, in fact it gives vets a priority!

3rd. The same people perpetuating this MEME are the same ones crying about welfare and food stamps and giving people unfair advantages. Okay, so why shouldn't homeless  people and vets pull themselves up by their bootstraps?

(which is really stupid metaphor since if you are on the ground how the hell does that even work?) 

Unless I give you a hand up  (get it?)

Just because I disagree with this, doesnt make me UN-Amreican or not a Patriot. In fact, I would say that Liberals are just as,  if not MORE Patriotic than the Partisan Right since we actually protest about changes to the Consititution and our rights! Not cherry-picking a few that we like, but all of them.

When was the last time you saw a Right Wing protest that didn't have something to do with Abortion or Guns?

MEME's are nothing more than a loyalty test. And not a very good one at that.

I proved my loyalty to the United States of America by holding up my  right hand and swearing to defend this country and served it proudly for 8 years in the ARMY.....and I'm a flag waving liberal!

Thats all the proof you need................






Tuesday, January 17, 2017

Our 8 year nightmare is over.....or is it just getting started?



I am constantly amazed every time I read the first part of that phrase above on Facebook.

I like to think all of my friends on FB are smart and rational people and take the time to seriously consider thier words and deeds.

Until I see that kind of stupid shit, then it makes me wonder about my own life choices!

And with the inauguration only days away, I thought maybe now is a good time to refresh the headlines from 2008  and really analyze this nightmare the last 8 years has been.

All of these will be clickable links to the articles and hopefully you will take the time to read them... After all, don't take my word for any of this.....Challenge me if you think I'm wrong, but link your challenge to some research. I cant debate something you 'made up' or 'think' is true......








These are just a few links to how bad the economy was in 2008, the year President Obama took office. But these issues were bubbling up for years under the Clinton and Bush reigns.

 16 years of deregulation and reduced oversight plus 2 wars paid for on the nations credit card...

And some of you have the unmitigated gall to label the last 8 years as a nightmare?  Were you 10 years old when Obama became President?

Now I know that alot of you think Obamacare is the worst thing in the world...and thats a topic for another conversation, (after the republicans repeal it).

But lets recap the headlines in 2016 shall we:

Auto industry poised for 'bumper' year in 2016 Wall Street Journal

RV industry shipments to remain robust in 2016 RVIA 

Housing industry set for growth next 2 years FORBES magazine

Unemployment reported as 4.9% but feels slightly higher CNBC 

Oil prices currently $53 a barrel NASDAQ 

So unless you live under a rock, there is no way on earth you can say that the last 8 years under Obama have been anything more than a rebound of monumental proportions.

Now I get that there are other influences like Benghazi, pullout of Iraq, terrorism, gun control, birth control and on and on and on..

But, those issues are always going to plague any administration and no one ever gets them right....even Mr. Trump will find this out.

They have been handed an economy that has a shiny new motor thanks to President Obama, unlike the clunker he received from Bush..

So lets just hope the next administration doesn't Fuck it up to badly.



                                                   And that's a fact...JACK!




 



Saturday, December 17, 2016

Its like letting the Fox guard the ...(white) house?


I normally try and stay away from having my Partisan news handed to me on a silver platter. I always take MSNBC and FOX news on air celebrities opinions with as little value as possible since i realize they are only trying to bash the other side.

But this particular story grabbed my attention.......

It seems that more than a few of Trumps administration picks have direct ties to Fox News.  And I mean DIRECT ties, which seems odd that these qualifications are only offered by these people that all share the same employer.

Now every incoming administration has bills to pay for support they received during the election....but this one really makes my head explode......

Here are a few examples:

Monica Crowley is expected to be named strategic communications director for the National Security Council in the Trump administration. (Regular contributor on the Sean Hannity show)

Fox News host Eric Bolling has discussed the possibility of taking a position in Donald Trump’s administration. The position being discussed is in the Department of Commerce

Ben Carson, has reportedly been offered the Housing and Urban Development job in the cabinet. He's a former Fox News contributor

Scott Brown who has also met with Trump about the VA job apparently, Fox News contributor.  

Laura Ingraham, is being considered for the job of Press Secretary. Fox News contributor.

John Bolton reportedly under consideration for Secretary of State, Fox News contributor.

And we cant forget Mike Huckabee, Newt Gingrich and Jeanine Pirro all one time Fox News contributors having been previously or recently considered for various roles.

All the while being led by a former TV personality and reality TV star Donald J. Trump. 

What does it all mean? Who the Fuck knows....this has been one big SHIT SHOW since the election!

It reminds me of Back to the Future when Doc Brown looks at Marty and says: 

Dr. Emmett Brown: Then tell me, future boy, who's President of the United States in 1985?
Marty McFly: Ronald Reagan.
Dr. Emmett Brown: Ronald Reagan? The actor?
[chuckles in disbelief]
Dr. Emmett Brown: Then who's vice president? Jerry Lewis?
[rushing out and down a hill toward his laboratory]
Dr. Emmett Brown: I suppose Jane Wyman is the First Lady!
Marty McFly: [following Doc] Whoa. Wait, Doc!
Dr. Emmett Brown: And Jack Benny is secretary of the treasury

You just cant make this shit up!

Now you know why i call this blog the Puzzle Palace...Stay tuned....it can't get any worse........

Can it?



Wednesday, December 14, 2016

Sun of a ..............



Here is a question i would like to pose...

If the sun can produce enough energy to power the solar system and all life on earth for the next 5 billion years,

Then why are we so reluctant as a species to try and harness this energy to power our world?

We all agree its safe/free and unlimited, Don't we?

Are we really that shortsighted to ignore it just because of money?

The technology exists right now to power our homes and cars and businesses, and it will only get more efficient and less expensive.

Cant just as much or more money be made without pumping every last drop of dead vegetation out of the ground?

It may not run out in my lifetime or even my grandchildren's lifetime, but what kind of shape will the planet be in by the time we do?

And electric motors are torque monsters so we will still have cars and motorcycles.

Of course airplanes will still need it and maybe some power plants, (electricity created the modern world) and running out of it will instantly throw us back into the dark ages.....literally! 




 If you would like to see what that would be like may I suggest a TV show....Revolution 

Times change and with it our lives. We don't have steam trains anymore, but we survived. We dont burn as much coal as in the Victorian era and we survived. (in 1914 there were 180,000 coal miners). In 1970 that total dropped to less than 6000....and that was due to mountain top mining, Production increased, but labor dropped dramatically. we survived.


As we transition from oil to solar and wind, the same thing will happen and the benefit is cleaner air and water as a byproduct. No muss, no fuss. Presto!~

A WIN WIN! 
But yet, some refuse to believe. Let's assume (incorrectly) that climate change is a hoax perpetuated by the Chinese...As a business man, if I can make the same money or more and employ the same amount of workers or more, then why wouldn't I do it?

And that is the $64,000,000,000 question!

I think its because we have a huge investment in transportation infrastructure that has been built up over the last 100 years to distribute oil and its such a huge amount of money that the oil industry doesn't want to abandon it.  Plus, the money machine feeds the political machine to allow others feel compelled to take the cash and perpetuate their own careers instead of doing whats right.

 This  has nothing to do with politics, but rational thinking. 

 Its not a matter of if we run out of oil, but when.   

Eventually the money and the oil will dry up....literally! 

You don't run out of gas and stall on the side of the highway before pulling over to fill up! 
(pun intended)




So lets not wait until we are parked on the side of the solar system........Empty!






Wednesday, November 30, 2016

Interesting Conflicts......

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(from Wikipedia) Drain the swamp is a term which has been used by American politicians. The term alludes to the historical draining of swamps to keep mosquito populations low to combat malaria.

Well, President Elect Trump sure is changing the nature of that phrase. Unless you can call billionaire Wall Street friends mosquitoes! 

Here is a link to the latest of the greatest, most of whom are billionaires and either have no government experience, or have decades of it.


The issue isn't not having real experience, its about the fact that he isn't draining a swamp so much as he is improving the beach front property of the DC Country club!

Apparently the thinking process is if they are billionaires they cant be bought.........Yeah, show me a billionaire that doesn't care about his Wall Street portfolio and investments and I'll show you a picture of me.........

Hell, I get jittery about my 401K, so why wouldn't they be worried about making a decision that could influence their holdings?

I thought he was going to come in and get rid of these guys and have real, honest hard working types that truly cared about the country come in and shake things up.

BUT, we all know that wont ever happen. There isnt anything new to be tried. Its all been done before. And if you think getting rid of Obama Care and putting people in jail for burning the flag is going to solve anything, then you are in for a BIG disapointment.

4 years from now, all we will have is a few more jobs, (which we will have anyway with the current policies in place) and maybe a few pretty bridges, but the things we will lose is what worries me.

Loss of a few constitutionally provided rights. Loss of Social Security, loss of Medicare, loss of widespread medical coverage.  

They are all over Repealing this stuff, but short on detail on what they will replace it with.  I can't miss what I never had, but the few items I mentioned above affects 10's maybe even 100's of millions of citizens!

Do you really think we are going to sit idly by and watch it be torn to shreds by a bunch of BILLIONAIRES? 

The RIGHT really didnt think this through. 

YOU are the people these programs help, and YOU will be the ones most affected!

But I bet the Pina' Coladas will be Spectacular!





 

Sunday, November 20, 2016

I was the fIrst one in.......... and now I'm the first one out!

So to kick off the inaugural edition of the Puzzle Palace I was motivated by a story that I recently saw on the Rachel Maddow show.

Now I know some of my Right wing friends will immediately coil up like a cat waiting to pounce on a mouse after I say that, but lets just say I feel the same way when I hear the names Sean Hannity and Bill O'reilly, so settle down and let me finish the damn story!

Apparently Gov Chris Christie...(who in the hell names their kid that anyway)?  Its like naming your child Smit Smithy or Bill Williams....anyway I digress.. Chris Christie used to be the NJ state Attorney General. His job was to prosecute bad guys and put them in prison. Apparently he was pretty good at that and he used that as a springboard to run for Governor.


Now why am I telling you all of this? Well it turns out several years ago he had to prosecute a case of a Billionaire Real Estate Developer..(no not Trump, we could only wish that to be true) but an obscure guy by the name of Charles Kushner.

Now it seems Mr. Kushner who was a (bigly)? (big League)? ..does anyone know what the hell it is Trump says?  anyway, he was a major contributor to the Democratic Party and without giving too much detail, lets just say his empire was built on sawdust and Gov Christie managed to put him in prison for a VERY LONG time.

Now for those of you that follow this sort of thing, that name Kushner may sound familiar......If you said, that sounds like Trumps daughter Ivanka (who in the hell names their kids Ivanka)? Husbands last name, then you would be right!

Either Christie didn't know that, or maybe he thought they would let bygones be bygones...I mean, Trump is an upstanding and righteous fellow that would never stoop that low.........

Has anyone watched Kevin Spacey in the Netflix show House of Cards?
(a blueprint for the Trump Administration)

Anyway, so It seems our Gov Christie was flying a little too close to the sun and his wings made of wax melted under him like butter under a grilled cheese sandwich (insert Christie fat joke here) and now his hopes of being Attorney General along with it!

So in his first real act as President Elect, Trump is using his power and influence to pay back the loyalty of people that supported him in a very 3rd world dictator sort of way.

And that's just in the 1st week!  Thats why I started this Blog! You just cant make this shit up!

Stayed tuned for more Puzzle Palace blogs, They haven't even driven the clown car out of the Trump Tower garage and things are already looking promising for some of the best Politics watching of the 21st century.

Bring on the Popcorn! Its going to be a ratings bonanza!


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